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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
8:02 PM
LMAO ! Had this on my phone . Decided to share it with you all here . hahahaha . but in video mode . :x Posted the lyrics . :D Not translated, so for other races other than Chinese, sorry. :x
Mr Brown : Da jia hao, zhe shi Mr Brown Show . Wo shi Mr Brown .
Ivan : Wo shi ivan .
Marcus : Wo shi Marcus .
Mr Brown : Incase you're wondering why we're speaking mandarin, it's because we're trying to follow the call of Minister Mentor Lee to ,
Ivan : Jiang hua yu .
Marcus : Haohao .
Mr Brown : Yeah, that .
Narrator : The year is 2020, Singapore has succesfully purged Chinese dialects from it's young people, much to the delight of Super Senior Minister Mentor Lee. Mandarin & English are now the languages of choice .
Warrant Officer : Gentlemen, I am your warrant officer . You may call me enchek . Enchek is mean uncle in malays .
Recruit : Uh, excuse me sir .
Warrant Officer : OI ! Don't call me sir . I am not ociffer . I am enchek, nabei understand anot ?
All Recruits : Yes enchek nabei !
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! My name is not nabei . You all don't understand hokkien is it ?
Nabei is your mother !
Recruit : Sorry enchek, we only speak english & mandarin .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! What kind of air - level you all study, hokkien & dialect also don't know ?
China Recruit Chen : Enchek, ni ke yi jiang hua yu mah ? Wo de ying yu bu shi hen hao .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! Recruit Chen, where you come from ? China is it ?
China Recruit Chen : Shi ah .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! Like that also can ah .
Recruit : Eh Lim, who is this chaocheebai ah ? Enchek call him 4times already. Do we have a Recruit Chao ?
Recruit Lim : Enchek, who is Recruit Chaocheebai ? I don't believe he is in our platoon .
China Recruit Chen : Shi ah .
Warrant Officer : Recruit Lim, chaocheebai also don't know ? It is hokkien for smelly girl downstairs .
-footsteps
Recruit Aloysius : Enchek, I am feeling faint .
Warrant Officer : Huh ? You pengsan ah ?
Recruit Aloysius : Nono enchek . I am Aloysius .
Warrant Officer : Huh ? You chaokeng ah ?
Recruit Aloysius : No enchek, I am Aloysius . Charles Keng is my buddy .
Warrant Officer : Eh Recruit, don't be a cockster understand . Play punk right ? See I use English now .
Recruit : Enchek, when will we be issued our weapon ?
Warrant Officer : Dialect is the weapon of the Singapore Soldier . No dialect, is like no lampa !
China Recruit Chen : Wo, wo ting bu dong .
Warrant Officer : Okay, enough this nonsense . I will teach you how to chiongsua & use army fighting language . Chiongsua is mean rush the mountain . Ready ?
All Recruits : Ready enchek !
Warrant Officer : When you charge, you can shout lanjiaoooooooo ! Try .
All Recruits : Lanjiaoooooooooooo !
Warrant Officer : This is mean you call your enemy, a penis . Next . Le bo lampa !
All Recruits : Le bo lampa !
Warrant Officer : This is means you call your enemy got no tentacles . Last one . Ho ji liap hor li si .
All Recruits : Ho ji liap hor li si !
Warrant Officer : This is means you tell your enemy, I throw one liap give you die .
Recruit : Enchek, why army fighting language always seems to focus on the reproductive organs ?
Warrant Officer : Because Recruit, we want our enemy to die cock stand .
Warrant Officer : The Mr Brown Show is a podcast for mrbrownshow.com . Army fighting language is your weapon ! Use it well .
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
8:02 PM
LMAO ! Had this on my phone . Decided to share it with you all here . hahahaha . but in video mode . :x Posted the lyrics . :D Not translated, so for other races other than Chinese, sorry. :x
Mr Brown : Da jia hao, zhe shi Mr Brown Show . Wo shi Mr Brown .
Ivan : Wo shi ivan .
Marcus : Wo shi Marcus .
Mr Brown : Incase you're wondering why we're speaking mandarin, it's because we're trying to follow the call of Minister Mentor Lee to ,
Ivan : Jiang hua yu .
Marcus : Haohao .
Mr Brown : Yeah, that .
Narrator : The year is 2020, Singapore has succesfully purged Chinese dialects from it's young people, much to the delight of Super Senior Minister Mentor Lee. Mandarin & English are now the languages of choice .
Warrant Officer : Gentlemen, I am your warrant officer . You may call me enchek . Enchek is mean uncle in malays .
Recruit : Uh, excuse me sir .
Warrant Officer : OI ! Don't call me sir . I am not ociffer . I am enchek, nabei understand anot ?
All Recruits : Yes enchek nabei !
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! My name is not nabei . You all don't understand hokkien is it ?
Nabei is your mother !
Recruit : Sorry enchek, we only speak english & mandarin .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! What kind of air - level you all study, hokkien & dialect also don't know ?
China Recruit Chen : Enchek, ni ke yi jiang hua yu mah ? Wo de ying yu bu shi hen hao .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! Recruit Chen, where you come from ? China is it ?
China Recruit Chen : Shi ah .
Warrant Officer : Chaocheebai ! Like that also can ah .
Recruit : Eh Lim, who is this chaocheebai ah ? Enchek call him 4times already. Do we have a Recruit Chao ?
Recruit Lim : Enchek, who is Recruit Chaocheebai ? I don't believe he is in our platoon .
China Recruit Chen : Shi ah .
Warrant Officer : Recruit Lim, chaocheebai also don't know ? It is hokkien for smelly girl downstairs .
-footsteps
Recruit Aloysius : Enchek, I am feeling faint .
Warrant Officer : Huh ? You pengsan ah ?
Recruit Aloysius : Nono enchek . I am Aloysius .
Warrant Officer : Huh ? You chaokeng ah ?
Recruit Aloysius : No enchek, I am Aloysius . Charles Keng is my buddy .
Warrant Officer : Eh Recruit, don't be a cockster understand . Play punk right ? See I use English now .
Recruit : Enchek, when will we be issued our weapon ?
Warrant Officer : Dialect is the weapon of the Singapore Soldier . No dialect, is like no lampa !
China Recruit Chen : Wo, wo ting bu dong .
Warrant Officer : Okay, enough this nonsense . I will teach you how to chiongsua & use army fighting language . Chiongsua is mean rush the mountain . Ready ?
All Recruits : Ready enchek !
Warrant Officer : When you charge, you can shout lanjiaoooooooo ! Try .
All Recruits : Lanjiaoooooooooooo !
Warrant Officer : This is mean you call your enemy, a penis . Next . Le bo lampa !
All Recruits : Le bo lampa !
Warrant Officer : This is means you call your enemy got no tentacles . Last one . Ho ji liap hor li si .
All Recruits : Ho ji liap hor li si !
Warrant Officer : This is means you tell your enemy, I throw one liap give you die .
Recruit : Enchek, why army fighting language always seems to focus on the reproductive organs ?
Warrant Officer : Because Recruit, we want our enemy to die cock stand .
Warrant Officer : The Mr Brown Show is a podcast for mrbrownshow.com . Army fighting language is your weapon ! Use it well .
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Sean. Evergreen Secondary 16 September 25, 1995 Single Singapore I'm optimistic, and I believe there will always be a rainbow after a rain, no matter how aggressive the rain is. I'm loyal to brothers. Don't judge me if you don't know me that well because it always takes a fool to know another.
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